#mommyproblems: Moms Vent in These Hilarious Tweets

Whenever I need a laugh…whenever I feel alone…whenever I wonder if i’m the only one about to lose my ever-lovin-mind…I head to Twitter. The #mommyproblems hashtag never disappoints. Ever. I find myself laughing at tweets by random strangers like it’s my job or something.

So, without further ado, I’m introducing a new series: #mommyproblems. Many other sites are highlighting parent tweets, but whatevs. Here’s another. Because it’s fun!

The most hilarious #mommyproblems tweets of December 2016 thus far:

What is a “shower”? I get a run in, turn the water on, jump in, wash, jump out. #mommyproblems #momlife #kidswillbescreaming

— Danielle Langley (@evuhdanielle) December 3, 2016

Looking up the actors from Peppa Pig in the hopes one was on Game of Thrones or something so I feel cooler. #mommyproblems #ToddlerLife — Erika Grotto (@Bewarika) December 4, 2016

Today I just asked my toddler why he sat on my face…. #neverthoughtidhavetoask #mommylife #mommyproblems — Courtney (@mattnmadimommy) December 5, 2016

Had a dream we adopted real canine versions of the paw patrol pups and all they did was poop on my new carpets ? #MommyProblems

— Kristina Vega (@kayyslayy) December 6, 2016

Why do toddlers cry? Reason #246. Because you threw his poop in the toilet. #toddlerproblems #mommyproblems — Becky Newton (@mtbbecky) December 10, 2016

I just found an M&M in my bra. I don’t even like M&M’s… #MommyProblems

— ✊?⚜️Nap Queen ⚜️✊? (@PBurghPRINCESS) December 12, 2016

I try to tell myself I am going to stop drinking #coffee then I remember I have a toddler and pour another cup #momlife #mommyproblems

— Jessica Lynn (@MyUnEditedStory) December 13, 2016

Apparently my kids can watch me pee but if I am near them when they're going they yell at me to not look. #momlife #mommyproblems #mommylife — Hannah Romney (@rom_mom28) December 14, 2016

"Be a mom," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. *Finds poop smeared all over the bathroom faucet*#mommyproblems #adventuresinbabysitting — Cheryl Christine (@BlovedfollowR) December 15, 2016

When your kids are actually playing by themselves for once and you are scared to move because once spotted it's all over. #mommyproblems

— Adora Michaels (@AdoraMichaels) December 16, 2016

I can't even with the will-they-or-won't-they tension between Professor Wiseman and the Man in the Yellow Hat. #mommyproblems #CuriousGeorge — Anne Marie OKeefe (@aokcamp) December 17, 2016